Over 99675

Fail Demotivational Poster

STUDY - It equals Fail

TAGS: study fail
Rating: 2.66/5
GAY - May 5, 2009, 12:32 am
1 = 0 THEREFORE: YOU = g**
pro - October 9, 2008, 4:28 pm
(No + 1) = 0, so you can't cancel them. Fail! Study!
Garblerhubarb - October 9, 2008, 2:24 pm
So... Therefore... no fail??? **** now i'm confused :P
JURGEN - July 20, 2008, 5:37 pm
Erroneous equation,,,obviously didn't study.

GODZILLA FACEPALM - When Godzilla gives you the facepalm, you know the fail is epic.

TAGS: godzilla facepalm face palm epic fail
Rating: 3.62/5

EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!

TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

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bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...

EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead

TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

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ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.

CURBS - They can be treacherous ;)

TAGS: criminal fail
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

fascistfrenchman - February 16, 2014, 1:01 pm
Please do not spread the compost to make the weeds grow. This article is an internet fake that has been debunked for years.
Swampfox - December 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story...
MPsniper - November 22, 2012, 7:54 am
ughomer - November 22, 2012, 5:50 am
Gud 1, Papa. 5L
EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2012, 1:37 am
...and the marine got an "extra pocket".
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 12:43 am
God Bless the men and women of the military now that's serving your country tee hee
Iconoclast - November 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
He's lucky he didn't accidentally fall on his knife and get seriously injured.


TAGS: life homer simpson facepalm fail
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:13 pm

ok ok ....i laughed...lawlz

EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.

TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or b**** about our lives ? HELL f***ING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking a** compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!

FACEDESK - When a facepalm, just doesn't cut it

STUPID TATTOOS - We all know someone who would.

TAGS: tattoo fail happy face
Rating: 3.21/5

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Derek - June 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Great idea - a "mo" in a moment! :})

ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you

TAGS: duck face fail at life
Rating: 3/5

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carebear - March 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Feasibly - March 16, 2012, 5:22 pm
On the positive side, duck lips may cushion the blow a little if the airbag in the steering wheel pops out...
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:38 am
@carebear a duck in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
carebear - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:24 pm
I said it before I'll say it again... Goddam duckface... 'nuff said

FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions

TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by BrokenEye

rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!


TAGS: suck fail
Rating: 2.02/5

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DEATHPALM - Because Dying was the only way to get away from the fail that you just did.

FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness


TAGS: coke truck fail
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

slayerabyss - June 2, 2015, 11:22 am
trink is drink in german
Renza - January 22, 2013, 7:21 am
why is drink mispelled on the truck...
MrFurry - February 26, 2012, 8:35 am
coke still better
maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:25 am
That's Why I Like Coke !
krazyivanthedivine - February 12, 2012, 5:41 pm
Thanks man!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:37 pm
you gotta l5ve this one... welcome to the party :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 4:13 pm
Come to thing of it, Coke does taste like 5hit.


TAGS: epic fail
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - June 27, 2010, 3:04 am
Asian tentacles? Nah. I'm more of a Heavy Metal fan. And as to the unfunny posters, I gotta be me.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 3:04 am

whatever you do, do not look at it again.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 3:03 am

I have no idea what you are talking about.....I don't have the ability to moify your post....really (anybody buying this?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 3:00 am
I'm just razzing you for modifying my post.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 2:59 am

I did make a nice comment about it, you must be blind.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 2:56 am

yup. I asked for ***, she called me a "MF:, that sparked the thought "MF" = Motifake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:56 am
Thanks for the nice comment on my calendar space......if only Rerun were so nice..
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:56 am
Ummmmmm.... spae, you can't credit motifake for your "asian tentacle" searches... and subsequent unfunny motifakes of the same nature.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:54 am
Isn't it kinda late for Rerun and Spacedog?..........wives kick you out of bed?
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:51 am
LMFAO!!!! Touché fish taco lover!
spacedog - June 27, 2010, 2:51 am
HA! That's what I get for looking around the webs for more pictures.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:50 am
Well.....takes one.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 2:49 am

if he was curled up in the fetal position he could have been doing both with the same hand
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:47 am
(the winner was neejee)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:47 am
And he looked good on the podium. Even if he was playing pocket pool and picking his nose at the same time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:46 am
Meh....Spacedog can take the criticism.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:45 am
Yeah..... I saw how you boooed the winner of the 20-foot dash in the special olympics.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:44 am
Ooooooohhh "Racists" my bad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:44 am
Hey! I'm tough on Races too.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 2:43 am

everybody including Mr M was banned for racism.....and to think I did it. You guys only thought aggy was tough on racists
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 2:15 am
Nice to see you too BTW...d*** near #$%^ myself that one day when it said I was banned for racism...I sat around for an hour tryin to figure out what the hell I did to piss you off now! lmao
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 2:10 am
says "fine" and tries shoving them in my mouth! lol
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 2:09 am
"Proud" may be a bit strong...I've been changing and feeding her since day #1...I'm a pragmatist...I miss the days already when she stayed nice and still when I was changing her...funny part now is when I tell her not to try s****** on my dog tags and she
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:46 am
Ok, when a man is proud when he says that his daughter is "rolling over now" - that's gotta chill you to the core, when taken in perspective. But, it's good to know that you have reached the a**isted changing stage now. I'm good... nice to see you around.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 1:44 am
She's good...rolling over now...makes it a @#$% changing a d*** diaper!lol How's your liver doing? hehe
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:11 am
DSA!!! How's it going, stranger? How is your daughter doing?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 12:51 am
Anyone else curious why Aggy owns a gerbil? Just sayin...hehe : )
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 12:43 am
Well, except for Moo+ & TTH, that's pretty much why we're all here. ;)
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:42 am
Unless anyone is mexican?
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:40 am
In all seriousness Aggy, I'm just here for the laughs, I'm not trying to ruin anyone's day.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:18 am
Clamps? I'm seeing a challenge in entry... unless I'm just too "resistant"
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:17 am
yeah, i just use clamps... on the gerbil i mean.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:13 am
LMAO!!!! I wondered if anyone used x-ray glasses more creatively than I do! When I put them on, I can see right through the electrical ***e wrapped around my gerbil.
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:13 am
NSFW sea monkeys lol
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 12:09 am
I take it you have never seen a n**** sea monkey. Hubba hubba.
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:08 am
Y'know the guy who started selling sea monkeys also is the same guy responsible for x-ray glasses. I don't really know where I'm going with this.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:02 am
A seamonkey tank? Because although durable, they always tip over and kill the residents.
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:01 am
Oh Aggy... don't you know... I have the skin... of a tank? =)
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:11 pm
Cranky... it's funny... just make sure you can take better than you can give.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:10 pm
Troubles... brilliant!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2010, 7:00 pm
I think you've made your point. poster=1 Crankyhead's comment =5.
crankyhead - June 26, 2010, 6:52 pm
I was gonna make a joke about Phydeaux, Aggy, Jake and a discount sperm bank but I didn't want to give the impression I'm an a**hole. So I'll let someone else say it instead.

MACBOOK - You're doing it wrong.

YOU FAIL AT FAILING AT FAILING - And Mr.Paperclip has come to point out the obvious

TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.04/5

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Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 9:47 am
Do'nt understand. Why a 2.6 average? This motifake deserves a 5, at least!
Seb - December 16, 2008, 5:20 pm
Haha, that made me chuckle. Well done.

THE SWEET SOUND - of grammar nazi's dying of heart attacks and/or killing themselves after reading this spelling fail

TAGS: grammar nazi spelling fail suicide
Rating: 3.29/5

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omnia - September 25, 2009, 11:42 am
to kill the enemy, you need to think like the enemy. and since i am aneformed grammar nazi( i waone and hate them now) i know how to ll them.
tehsupercheez - September 24, 2009, 10:43 pm
at first i was like... then i saw p****. lol.
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm
My Death Note worked! Nazi bastards! 5/5
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:10 pm
Claire - September 24, 2009, 7:41 pm
LOL! 5
WTF - September 24, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hats and condoms are in the front.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT - but there is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.

WHEN GODZILLA FACEPALMS - You know the fail is epic


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


TAGS: failed survey response
Rating: 4.79/5

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crackers411 - July 26, 2011, 11:46 pm
made me think of this --> http://dubhappy.com/hetalia-axis-powers-episode-1-english-dub/ 5 lions :D
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:57 pm
internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 2:45 pm

TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...

TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

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faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!

LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow

TAGS: obama president taxes democrats race racist racism fail failure socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.15/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:31 am
Porc, you tricked me into eating that cake. You said it was "special chocolate". Moo+ & AK, thanks for your concern for my blood pressure.
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
WTFO...Deep breaths man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
Slow down Buddy. you're gonna stroke out.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
hey you ate my spacecake. Don't you forget it
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:31 am
using pot. BTW, main stream media (other than Fox) also ignored the fact that he a**ociated with domestic terrorists, Marxists, black nationalists, and attended an anti-govt, anti-white church for 20 years. Maybe you should wake up and smell the fascism.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:29 am
Matt, I remember the liberals severly attacking Bush over his past abuses. I also remember him being smart enough to admit he made mistakes and not providing details so haters like you could keep attacking. I also missed any "national outrage" about BHO
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:27 am
SD, you seem to conviently forget that Chelsea and the Obama kids are strictly off limits to the media and that has been respected while the Bush twins and Sarah Palin's kids are brutally attacked.
Matt - July 23, 2009, 10:40 am
Yeh or how we couldn't talk about our last presidents 7 year addiction to coke, and his severe alcoholism because it happened before he ran for office. But Obama mentions trying pot and its a national outrage.
Sam Dalton - July 6, 2009, 12:38 am
It's kinda like how it's only fair to talk about a politician's g** kids if that politican's a Democrat. If they're Republican, family is off-limits.

MAGIKARP - Will get it's revenge on you when it reaches level 20...


TAGS: car fail talent kitd
Rating: 4.59/5

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Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 2:35 pm
Don't be ridiculous, clearly the car climbed the ladder and reversed itself into the house's roof for a cosy fit in a room with a view. . . :D

EPIC FAIL - Because you fail so bad, even the paper clip is laughing at you

BUMPER STICKERS - When stating the obvious

TAGS: bumper sticker jeep wreck roll over car sticker fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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Bob D. Sailor - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
Waaaayyyyy over used pic... 1L.
Reason - April 6, 2010, 3:00 pm
made me laugh, but the caption was too obvious
Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 2:34 pm


TAGS: suicide failure crankyhead
Rating: 4.9/5

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dazzdust - November 21, 2010, 3:53 pm
lol his fat a** to big to be in their
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:39 pm
MAsterfully played.
Claire - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm
The last line got me.

WEIRD - Who doesn't like snickers?

TAGS: article fail
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:30 pm
The s**t that goes on in the world, lol. 5L
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:43 pm
Personally I could do without the nuts. But a 5L for the chuckle...thanks.

BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.

THE FAIL - runs strong in you


TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)

INBREEDING - This is why it's a bad idea.

TAGS: idiots fail
Rating: 4.67/5

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KARAOKE - And on the 7th day god created earplugs

LEGO ESCHER - Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!

TAGS: fail darwin idiot
Rating: 4.6/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 3:03 pm
I meant to tag this with "lego escher too much time". How can I change the tags?

HUMAN BRAIN - is amazing. It works 24 hours a day..and only stops.. WHEN WE TAKE EXAMS.


TAGS: futility physics fail dice pzy
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:33 pm
Sooooo.... did I Yahtzee? 5L



TAGS: flag made in china fail jobs
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:22 am
Obviously a misprint. It should read 'Owned by China'.
jameswnash - October 17, 2010, 11:59 pm
Only in America do they protest sweat shops with a picket sign in one hand and pays thme to make things with the other. America.f*** yea!
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:34 pm
I'm Pretty Sure My Poo Is Made In China..
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Union workers here would demand $35/hr to make these... so, it's cheaper to make and ship from china. America.... f*** yeah! Right?

EPIC MATH FAILS OF HISTORY - OK well at least I'm smarter than that 5th grader.

TAGS: math fail
Rating: 3.75/5

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MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:42 pm
followed the instructions exactly

SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.

DUMB HUNTERS - just when you thought it couldn't get any worse

TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.36/5

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CrazyAlaskan - February 22, 2010, 5:40 pm
Wow really? This is just proof that our education system needs serious help.

REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.

THE BRAILLE SIGN - This better be a bad joke!

TAGS: fail sign funny
Rating: 4.92/5

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Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 5:52 am
You know I never did figure out how a Blind person is 5upposed to find the sign in the first place...

REALITY - you don't get better you just melt away with time

TAGS: titanic ice hope failure hammy
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:19 am
I have a lot of experience mate, you only have to make a better poster than the last one you made, and since you've made none, any attempt would be good. we all have posters we're not proud of, it's what we build on, good luck.
LeightonESmith - September 12, 2011, 7:14 am
I was going to attempt to "create" a motifake tonight. This has completely taken the wind out of my sails with it's sheer demotivating awesomeness.

TENACITY - If you get up one more time than you fall, you will make it through. -Chinese Proverb

CANCER - Shmancer...

SIMPLE - Words To Live By.

TAGS: failure
Rating: 4.82/5

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twill1962 - January 10, 2013, 10:39 am
I'd buy a lottery ticket.
OmegaReaper - April 6, 2012, 3:23 pm
Become immortal?
SorayaDarqsyde - December 25, 2011, 12:22 am
"I would make mashed potatoes!" ~Gir~
Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:59 pm
AHAHAHA! You fool! The choice itself is a failure! ^_-
yourepicfailure - December 10, 2011, 1:33 am
I Really Can't Decide What To do with many fail Choices. Gotta think about this a little...
falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:28 pm
Ohhh, 5o many choice5....
MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 8:51 pm
Argue with a woman!
sniperslayer95 - December 6, 2011, 8:43 pm
Rule the world


TAGS: robber fail gun funny heist
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:03 am
Really like the choice of words. 5L

FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...

TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

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Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm


TAGS: bike jump education fly fail
Rating: 4.88/5

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Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:20 pm
It's not the flying that scares me, it is the sudden deceleration that scares the crap out of me when when I hit the ground...
Zetmonk - February 8, 2012, 5:07 am
He's about to learn real quick.


TAGS: cycle imitation jet crash fail
Rating: 4.47/5

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Ozbad - February 8, 2012, 7:26 pm
I was thinking Hulk smash..
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:54 am
the h55d looks familiar :)

THE FRIEND ZONE - By the time you prove you're everything she's looking for you will already be in it.

TAGS: friend zone single fail
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 3:59 pm
Why do people think they Friend Zone and Romance Zone are exclusive. People should realize that the best lover is a friend and the best friend is a lover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvjjm_GnMg
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:19 am
Sometimes, it's better to have had someone in the friend zone than to have hurt him because you were so messed up you know you would have... xx
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:18 am
That's teenage stuff... Life goes on, everybody learns, clarify what they look for... And then you resent her/him for having you in the friend zone for a bit? Too bad...
ponderous - April 9, 2012, 5:32 pm
WellThatSucked - April 9, 2012, 4:08 pm
You too?


TAGS: mullet asian fail
Rating: 3.7/5

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MissRed - May 24, 2010, 11:03 am
Oh please! A stew is waaaay better... OOooor if your have a good meat grinder you could make a wonderful steak! I have the recipe right here!
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 8:51 pm
Depends how you cook it. A nice long smoke with applewood or cherry, it's to die for - so to speak.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 8:04 pm
Thats me, i don't think anyone else here really is all that into canabalism as i am.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:48 pm
LMAO! I thought you liked your women ground up and in the freezer? Or was that Faceplant?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:45 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:43 pm
that's how I like my women and my.... well....u know.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:37 pm
I like my coffee "Irish"!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:36 pm
I thought I was the only one who drank in the morning......Iluvs u guyz....
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
That's a contraction of "confused" and "Pissed"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:32 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:31 pm
Yes. Yes they do.......you wouldn't understand Grandpa.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:26 pm
Hey, I never said I wasa young pup, but there are a few guys on here a bit older than me...not many, but a few. And I am confussed Moooo, do the frogs help in the masturbation?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:01 pm
Guilty.......But I'd learned "the stranger" by then.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 6:00 pm
Didnt you day you were still doing that in '09 too Mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
You're old Jake!...in 89 I was still killing frogs and learning aboot masturbation....not at the same time..Mostly.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 3:06 pm
It took 10 years of therapy and being subjected to hours of looking at pics of myself from that period for me to finally admit that it was not the best fashion fad to go with.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 2:02 pm
Thank you for your honesty R.S.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 1:51 pm
OK, I'm not proud of it and my wife makes fun of me all the time for it...but I had that exact hair style in 1989. Same shirt too I think, and if he's wear acid wash jeans, I had a stalker and didn't know it! 5 bad memories.

BEER BELLY - The hands-free alternative to drinking.

THINKING - is for the weak !

TAGS: think fail stupid gun
Rating: 4.71/5

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pratham - January 3, 2012, 12:27 pm
Thank you for your thoughts.
MPsniper - January 2, 2012, 7:03 pm
great ph**o. needs a better caption.

CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.

THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it."

TAGS: fat fail owned motorcyle mcdonald
Rating: 3.29/5

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MO - July 2, 2009, 5:54 pm
can't type.....too frickin funny! 5 muffins!
Lex - July 2, 2009, 3:48 pm
40 or 50 cows died to get that much leather over his fat a**.
agdaniele - June 29, 2009, 9:32 pm

FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.

TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

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flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.

CAPTAIN SCHETTINO - Likes his his ships like he likes his whiskey. On the rocks.... Too soon?

TAGS: cruise liner captain fail
Rating: 4.29/5

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MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 7:12 pm
I don't make it a habit of copying anything, actually.
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:18 am
Don't be sensitive. Just read your text to find double words before uploading and try not to just copy the idea of others...
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:15 am
Allies?? We lost only because of them!!!!!111 An Italian tank has reverse gears and one forward (if the enemy attacks from behind)! Nope, not too soon!
MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 11:08 am
Hmm, so it would seem. That'll teach me to be sensitive of others feelings lol
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:11 pm
I thought the Germans and Italians were allies... Too soon?
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:06 pm
spelling error. And btw: too late... (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/d/d2/Sean_connery_Schettino.jpg). ;)

MANKIND - Our greatest glory is not in never failing... It is in climbing back up when we do fall

TAGS: climb mankind glory failure
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - December 30, 2011, 5:21 pm

Sho - December 30, 2011, 8:00 am
If you survived the fall


TAGS: canadian police search drugs fail
Rating: 4.72/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:24 pm
Oh be honest cannabal...you just love me for what I have hidden in my shed!
Cannabal - January 23, 2015, 6:16 pm
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:02 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary, but, what did you think 'bout the poster?
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:01 pm
Thanks from the Great White North 'sod.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 8:26 am
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:15 am
COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo; COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo! 5 cases of Elsinore, eh?


TAGS: curling fail ireland winter olympics
Rating: 3.88/5

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dizazzo - July 3, 2013, 1:59 pm
George Costanza???
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:51 pm


TAGS: fake girlfriend lonely loser fail
Rating: 3.76/5

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djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:35 am
LOL! And far less expensive than a real woman, ESPECIALLY if you get divorced. ;P
Arvantillian - February 1, 2012, 10:27 am
hahaha 4L shoulda thought of that before i got married...lol

ÜBER FAIL - Regular fail does NOT adequately describe this failure!

TAGS: bomb fork lift forklift uber ber fail
Rating: 3.02/5

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... - August 16, 2009, 9:09 am
You could consider it a win. The bomb may be a dud. lol
Jay - June 2, 2009, 3:35 pm
Was there something wrong with the solid rubber tires?
Hector - February 11, 2009, 11:08 am
I first saw this as part of a series on, "Why women live longer than men."
WTF - February 11, 2009, 10:54 am
Well, you'll just have to forgive me as I searched tag words like "bomb" and "fork" and "forklift" and saw no motifake using this picture.
agdaniele - February 10, 2009, 7:51 pm
Motifake #6699 did it right. Already. Using "fail" in this instance is an easy way to say "I have nothing creative for this picture."
Scorpio7 - February 10, 2009, 6:52 pm
What's worse, is that's a BOMB, and that ph**o was taken at the old Rocky Mountain Arsenal, near Denver, Colorado.

THE PREDATOR DRONE - Giving a glimmer of hope to wannabe near-sighted pilots since 1995.

BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.

TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

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Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.

COSPLAY - You know it failed, when you used pencils.

TAGS: cosplay fail
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:52 pm
Clearly, nobody recognizes the asian addition to the T-Birds.
Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 12:05 am
But those are chop sticks?
angryceltic - March 17, 2010, 11:15 pm
there's only three claws why must you fail

JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.

TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he f***ed for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.

WEIRD - Who brings a leather jacket to the beach?

TAGS: weird beach fail
Rating: 4.1/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 22, 2013, 3:13 am
Only Eric von Zipper.
CloudchaserS - March 22, 2013, 1:02 am
Is that the Tanning Mom's Mom?

Friends -

TAGS: parachute fail
Rating: 2.98/5

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EyeApprove - May 26, 2008, 3:18 am
Wow, there are some really good ones tonight. 5!

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION - It comes bundled with every Microsoft product.

TAGS: bsod microsoft fail
Rating: 2.79/5

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Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 4:41 pm
Amaterasu - October 2, 2008, 8:37 am
I had bluescreen all the time in the Windows 98 era. Never had with the XP. I'm gonna try hit it with a club.
Bill - September 15, 2008, 6:09 pm
Huh... I figured this would be at least a four-star. Oh well, can't win them all.
Captain Douchebag - September 11, 2008, 12:07 pm
I bluescreened once. Not even sure how it happened.
RnR - September 11, 2008, 10:53 am
if you have never bluescreened XP (or Vista) you are doing something wrong. then you are not using your PC to its fullest potential :)
me - September 11, 2008, 10:31 am
fortunatly the windows XP era has seen very little of these!
jim - July 31, 2008, 6:17 pm
i have never had a blue screen
Max - June 15, 2008, 10:52 pm
Yeah...that's about right.
Rotovia - May 18, 2008, 2:38 am
I haven't seen a bluescreen in years! Tear of frustration and joy are pouring down my face.
Bill - May 2, 2008, 8:53 pm
Sean - May 2, 2008, 2:37 pm
Very clever.

ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.

TAGS: quotes motivation powerful fail owned
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:59 am
Very kind of you to say so :})

LIFE - sometimes its pretty funny

BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.

TAGS: fish fail owned sushi cat
Rating: 3.59/5

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Webwicked - May 3, 2013, 10:53 am
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
I love this one

LOOK MA - No Hands

TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very f***ed up yet so very hilarious


TAGS: cat marriage failure meh
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sean - January 15, 2012, 10:44 pm
Agreed. Marriage sucks. Cats rule. And in my case, we stay together for the sake of the (many) cats.
mariand - December 12, 2011, 12:35 am
Great!!!...save the cats...don't get married

HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this.

TAGS: fail owned dopes
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:04 am
With the holiday stuff in the stores right after halloween, it's amazing we're all not xmas'd out by December 1st.
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:01 am
I always love the holidays!
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:01 am
Merry Christmas, Grey... thanks for the comment on the xmas poster.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:00 am
Merry Christmas, Canada!!! Hope yours was a good one.
CANADA - December 25, 2009, 11:59 pm
Merry Christmas AGGY!
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:58 pm
Oooops.... sorry, tree... let me help: Retraction (noun) - the withdrawl of a promise, statement, opinion, etc.
CANADA - December 25, 2009, 11:57 pm
HAHA! see its not my fault im an a**hole! its when i was born.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:54 pm
Tree... now would be the time for a retraction.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:53 pm
About Leo.... not your ex. I wouldn't know.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:52 pm
Agreed, Porc
GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 11:51 pm
did I detect a person of color reference, treebon**?
Porcelina - December 25, 2009, 11:50 pm
Leo isn't too correct. It has a couple points that are on. It describes my ex to a tee, however.
Treehodger - December 25, 2009, 11:45 pm
I am Taurus (May 9th) and that pretty much sums me up as a hole. Thank God for the crazy blackies that sit around Africa and make this mumbo-jumbo up. God bless wherever.
HerculesIsKnownForHisInhumanStrenghtYetHeDiedFromAids - September 4, 2009, 7:14 pm
this is so accurate ive based me and my friends and its kinda creepy.. O_o

FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.

TAGS: emo freak ugly fail owned jerk tool
Rating: 2.82/5

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BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:41 am
These comments are priceless.
surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 3:44 am
The one on the right is rotting. Look at her(or whatever) eye.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 4:14 pm
I am going to go with the androgynous one on the right. At least I can tell the one on the left is female. I am not sure the one on the left is human.
Fatty - April 30, 2009, 11:33 am
Which one is the freakier and uglier one?



TAGS: humanity fail bullet peace sad
Rating: 4.12/5

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Hawamleh - January 28, 2012, 7:59 pm
Really, it's quite the old one. thanks mate :D
rerun - January 28, 2012, 7:24 pm

I don't recall seeing this. 5L
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
That's the point.
Alfredogarcia - November 27, 2010, 7:02 pm
You can't tell me this is an acceptable view of collateral damage...He should be allowed to go to school and come home knowing he is safe and his family is safe. No war is worth this!!
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 7:07 pm
True, its just like life when you keep getting hit for some time you just stop feeling..
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 6:33 pm
every now and then the dark subject flies, it heightens the senses, but too much, anesthetize's the mind and we'll become numb to it
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:23 pm
i make funny Motifakes everynow and then, but those dont de-motivate you.. this Dark Stuff Truely De-motivates..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 6:16 pm
It's demotivational is it not?
forseti - June 28, 2010, 6:14 pm
great! 5 blank cartridges
Derek - June 28, 2010, 6:13 pm
Nobody complains "This isn't a Motifake!" when a poster is this good.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm
Thanks I Submitted the other to politi...but they dont deserve good posters...they just biker about Obama
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:49 pm
nicely reworked..5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thats It, We Dont Think of our selves as a planet we think of ourselves as individuals..
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:40 pm
Pure hurt in those eyes..., when all he wants is a bundle of friends to play football with..., what the hell is wrong with us as a planet...??

FERRARI TANK - Send your enemies stampeding over each other in fear. In style.

FAIL - at almost epic proportions

TAGS: shark great white fail
Rating: 2.51/5

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familyghost - May 15, 2009, 9:56 pm
So... looks like that's one less hungry shark in the world.
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 5:07 pm

MADNESS - is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

TAGS: quotes gravity stupid fail
Rating: 4.37/5

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ICEMAN - December 30, 2011, 10:50 pm
Gravity sucks.

FACEBOOK UPDATE - He did take his time in his house...just too much

COMPUTER TOMBSTONE - Because I'm Sure He Wants To Tweet That He's Dead

TAGS: gravestone fail
Rating: 4.2/5

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jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:03 pm
He suffered from a virus because he forgot his trojan blocker
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:21 pm
Nice one Shaq. You could say he was terminal. AFK

SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...

TAGS: gun fail worked owned ak 47 ak 47
Rating: 3.54/5

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GaryO - January 27, 2014, 6:52 pm
There’s crude, there’s tasteless, there’s ridiculous, then there’s inflammatory. Most folks tend to laugh at the crude, ridiculous, tasteless stuff. Inflammatory comments are not funny. They’re just someone’s obtuse opinion. PCV, don’t be that someone.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 3:08 pm
Sooooooooooooooooo it's okay to insult western culture but it's not okay to tell the truth about Africa?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2014, 3:03 pm
Uncalled for.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 2:55 pm
After 10,000 years their greatest invention is the stick. Stupid Africans.


FAIL - Because when racing against a neon, even if you win you lose.

TAGS: neon mustang fail
Rating: 2.21/5

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Me_ - December 8, 2009, 1:00 pm
It is a neon. I will put my 67 vet against it any day.

FAITH - Having faith is a good thing but following someone BLINDLY, might just be the worst mistake of your life.

TAGS: faith follower fail
Rating: 4.79/5

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pratham - December 31, 2011, 4:57 am
@mariand Thanks.
KoU - December 29, 2011, 10:45 am
As my mon tell me F**k yourselft xD
mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:10 am
well said

lead by example -


TAGS: police fail crash stupid
Rating: 4.31/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2012, 12:15 am
Ah, The Ontario provincial Police....Incompetence from my home province.
CloudchaserS - May 28, 2012, 10:22 pm
I doubt that's what Naughty By Nature meant when they said Get Down With OPP
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 9:40 pm
So, ya heard the one about the cop who ate too many donuts?
fan4camping - May 28, 2012, 8:43 pm
Sure looks like that officer is PROTECTing everyone else from driving into that gap in the road, SERVING as a roadblock.

FAILURE - Decisions don't have television shows, they have consequences.


TAGS: evolution street fighter fail
Rating: 3.31/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 3:20 am
I wish fat slobs were America's biggest problem. Sadly that's just not so.
Alfredogarcia - November 29, 2010, 3:55 am
No You have failed evolution....you are the weakest link, time to go!!
deadraisin - May 12, 2010, 10:35 am
Not Guile my hero, he's to young. 4L.

CATASTROPHIC FAIL - when "epic fail" just doesn't quite say it...

TAGS: ultimate mega super fail
Rating: 3.21/5

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pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
just a tip. there's already been about a million Fail posters already

CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.

EPIC FAILS - but your mom look so proud!

AS MUCH AS THIS FAILS.. - It's probably a Win, too.

TAGS: gun big fail win
Rating: 4.16/5

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awgiedawgie - August 25, 2011, 6:49 am
Frankly, I don't see any fail here - I see all win. I'd love the chance to shoot that gun! But then I'm not the one who's worried that Jenna Jameson will be laughing at me.
rerun - June 2, 2011, 1:19 am

read the comment you just made @ 7:42PM.
whocares0 - June 1, 2011, 10:48 pm
Read username, Dip****.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 11:27 pm
The second thing you said ... I mean c'mon, my previous comment clearly says "one inch apart" NOT three and a half. Derrrrr.
whocares0 - April 30, 2011, 11:00 pm
Personal experience, or is that just you being pissed?
forseti - April 28, 2011, 4:22 am
I'd pay for a picture like that! (not very much, but I'd pay!)
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:42 pm
No. It's all FAIL. Posing with more gun than you can handle is like getting a pic taken with Jenna Jameson where she's winking and holding up her thumb and forefinger an inch apart.